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Bargain Hunters
You wouldn't believe the deal I got at the flea market this morning! The seller was asking 40 bucks but I got him down to $15.
Our Last Day in Boston
It’s our last day in Boston. Are you up for sailing on the Charles?
Leaving the Airport
Am I ever happy we took our bags on the plane. Imagine waiting for our luggage to be unloaded with all those people at baggage claim!
Air Travel Arrangements
I decided to go on vacation in France this summer. Sounds great! How much vacation time do you have?
Sounds of the City
How can you put up with your neighborhood? Do you really like living in the city? There's so much noise!
Sale Time
Throw on some shoes. Let's go to the mall. I want to buy a new phone.
Morning Routine
It's 7:00AM. Time to wake up. Good morning!
In the Doghouse
Oh man, you look sick as a dog. What's up? Do you have the flu or something?
I Got Pulled Over
Ugh, I’ve been stopped by the police! Waiting for the officer... I hope I’m not in too much trouble.
A Classy Hotel
This trip we’re going to splurge and treat ourselves to luxury. We’re staying in a classy hotel!
Apartment Hassle
Hey, what are you up to today? Any exciting ideas for the afternoon?
Eat Up Everyone
I always polish off my food when I eat at restaurants. Now, with life turned upside down by the pandemic, I eat everything in sight at home!
Is Our Play a Home Run?
Our school play opened last night. It was disappointing, we expected 500 but only 200 people came. The planning committee sure was off base!
I Love When You Horse Around
Hey Lindsay, do you know Rose is pregnant with triplets? No way, how'd you hear that, Michelle? Straight from the horse's mouth, we had lunch yesterday.
Cat Got Your Tongue?
Whoa, look what the cat dragged in! You really look tired. Is something wrong? You know it's safe to tell me anything.
Make Me Happy
Wow - you actually picked-up, I usually get your voicemail. Can you make time to go to a movie with me this weekend?
Dog Day Afternoon
Oh you look sick as a dog. What's up? Do you have the flu or something?
Should I Fire Back?
What a terrible day. My boss called me to her office and said I was doing a lousy job, today is my last day. I can't believe I got fired!
Grease It Up
My hair is so greasy! I really need to wash it. You know it's funny how we say hair is greasy, but skin is oily. English is very strange indeed!
The Cat's Meow
Whoa, look what the cat dragged in! You really look tired. Is something wrong?
Korean BBQ
Hey, let's hit a Korean place. I'm dying for some of their fabulous BBQ pork belly.
Movies Suck!
Can I convince you to go to the movies tonight? I want to see the new chick flick. I hear it's so romantic!
Moving to the Seashore
We're having a housewarming party! My sister bought a new condo by the sea. She moved in a few months ago but now is settled and ready to celebrate!
Glamping
Ready for our glamping weekend? Glamorous camping! It's going to be so much better than last year. What a disaster it was in the rain in our tiny little tent!
Graveyard
It's so beautiful out today. Let's go for a stroll in the cemetery.
Hidden Homophones
I have something in my eye. Aye, I can help you get it out.
Zoos Good or Bad
You know, I really don't give a rat's ass if we go to the zoo or not. I think zoos are lousy jails for animals.
Going Out to Eat
We're eating out tonight, right? If we want to go to our favorite place, we'd better make a reservation. It fills up fast!
Parking Ticket
What a day! I almost got a parking ticket! I saw the yellow paper on the front window of my car and I started to run to it!
Animal Body Parts
This Anteater has a very long tongue.