Duck... Duck... Goose!

Noun false or baseless story or report
Sham pictures and canards spread via Twitter during Hurricane Sandy. It might seem that lies on social networks are as common as the truth, but as fast as the information spreads, the inaccuracies are being corrected.
Phrase something or someone doomed to failure
dead duck
Third base coach Mike Brumley pushed the envelope a bit too far, trying to score Wilson from first base. Center fielder Reggie Willits fired a bullet to the cutoff man and Wilson was a dead duck.
Phrase leave a place quickly and without being noticed
If you get sick on Earth, you can always duck out to the doctor. But when you're 150 million miles from home and confined to an incredibly cramped command module, a head cold is nothing to sneeze at.
Phrase become well organized
A man called on the South African Department of Home Affairs to get its ducks in a row after he discovered he was still legally married to his wife, despite the fact that he divorced her two years before.
Noun resource of exceptional value or profit
Leading scientific organizations have announced plans for an annual Golden Goose Award to honor seemingly frivolous research that produced big dividends.
Noun one whose position or term of office will soon end
President Obama is acutely aware that time for progress is limited in any second term, as he increasingly becomes a lame duck. Democrats say Mr. Obama must move quickly to establish command of the political process.
Phrase something regarded as different and endearing
To many, the Currituck might seem like an odd duck. Not only is it an ungainly craft, but it also flies the Army's jack. Its servile task is to take riverbottom sand from one place and move it someplace else.
Phrase become skillful at or attracted to something very quickly
Members of the Penobscot Nation learn to paddle and fish at a young age, which they take to like a duck to water. Now the removal of two dams will restore the traveling route their ancestors used to get to the ocean.
Noun ugly person or thing with the potential to become something beautiful
As Modernist buildings reach middle age, many of the stark structures are showing signs of wear, setting off debates over whether or not these ugly ducklings should be saved or demolished.
Phrase something that is potentially hurtful having little or no effect
water off a duck's back
Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones described any perceived issues between him and Mick Jagger as "water off a duck's back." The band is clear-eyed and focused on the flurry of activity surrounding their 50th anniversary.