Although Sid tries his best to raise the three dinosaurs, their rambunctious behavior scares away all the other animals' young and ruins a playground.
In 2000 Terry Gilliam set out to make a movie about Don Quixote, but several mishaps forced him to cancel production. Gilliam has since revived the quixotic project.
J. Lo slunk in for a mysterious meeting inside presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama’s DC office. Asked why, she demurred saying, “I’m not ready to do any press yet.”
When Remy, a rat, makes an unusual alliance with a restaurant's new garbage boy, culinary adventures begin.
As the sun sets over the city on the second day of the disaster, the apprehension for the days that follow is palpable for all.
Looking a bit like an armored torpedo, these freshwater giants have a pointed snout with two pairs of whisker-like tactile organs called barbels that dangle near their mouth.
Just after sunset the birds swarm and sway in huge formations that seem to obliterate the sky before they settle on a location to roost for the night.
Asked what he'd do if he had only one day in Yosemite, the park ranger replied, "I'd weep." Whether apocryphal or not, it underscores how this amazing canyon tugs at the soul.
"I believe the United States Congress owes the American people a final vote on healthcare reform," Obama said, backing his variegated $950 billion reform scheme.
It may be just a tad naive to expect that a cellulite cream will actually do for you what it miraculously seemed to do for the super fit, uber-toned model in the infomercial.
NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has captured an image of an unusual edge-on galaxy, revealing remarkable details of its warped dusty disk.
The sport directly pits two teams against each other in a test of strength. As a metaphor, it describes rivalry between two opposing sides --on the job, in politics, and family dynamics too.
Warren Edward Buffet has skyrocketed his bank balance, thanks to his judicious investments, and was the third wealthiest person in 2010. Buffet is known for his frugality while spending.
She was known for her breathtaking looks, but fame and beauty has not made Brigitte Bardot happy. 'I am shocking, impertinent and insolent', she said.
Our school play opened last night. It was disappointing, we expected 500 but only 200 people came. The planning committee sure was off base!
I thought I'd drive 100 miles today, but my guess was quite off base.
You're off base if you think we can win simply by coaching our players better.
Brandon expected fifty people to come to the event, but his numbers were way off base.
I'm going to fire off an email to HR and try to get my job back. I am gonna tell them how unfair my boss is.
What a terrible day. My boss called me to her office and said I was doing a lousy job, today is my last day. I can't believe I got fired!
Bad news and good news. They can't fix the curtains. But, they are offering us complimentary wine and cheese. What a wonderful feast!
OK, we're up next. Remember to smile. Really? Yeah, I find it helps officers see me as an upstanding citizen. They always let me through easily.
I only have a week off so I'm going to book a non-stop flight to Paris. Better to spend a little more money and not spend the time changing planes.
Is the officer going to be nice to her?
Am I ever happy I didn't bring much luggage. It’s no fun having to wait at baggage claim for all the bags to be unloaded off the plane.
Am I ever happy I didn't bring much luggage. It’s no fun having to wait at baggage claim for all the bags to be unloaded off the plane.
Am I ever happy I didn't bring much luggage. It’s no fun having to wait at baggage claim for all the bags to be unloaded off the plane.
Oh no! He’s making me do a fingerprints check. And he’s taking my picture too. Is there something wrong officer?
What a terrible day. My boss called me to her office and said I was doing a lousy job, today is my last day. I can't believe I got fired!
This passenger has some expensive devices and is being sent to the customs office to pay duty on them.
I told her she needs to relax more. Oh get off your high horse, Michelle. Who are you to talk, you don't relax either!
And to cap it all off, I have to have the root canal on my birthday! I sure hope I'll be able to celebrate afterwards!
You're off your rocker if you think I can respond to every thing you write to me!!!! But I try.
Ok, great. Then I'm going to take a dip and cool off.
Riding back home I fell off my bike. Who knows I could have broken my nose!
B: Where are you heading off to now? I thought you were going to stay here awhile and find a job!
For dinner we went to a restaurant off the beaten path. We almost got lost finding it. No worries, the food was amazing!
Actually David is usually late. His co-workers often help him finish the last leg -- rolling him down the hall in his office chair!
Me, I'm never in a rush to get to the office! I roll out of bed and am online in a minute.
Actually David is usually late. We often help him finish the last leg -- rolling him down the hall in his office chair!
Bad news and good news. They can't fix the blinds today but they are offering complimentary in-room dining. So we get free breakfast in bed!
We're a great team. Whoever we end up working with I know we'll knock their socks off!
Oh no!
1 of the buttons popped off.
Oh no!1 of the buttons popped off.